Haywood always wants to see pictures of women's breasts from www.pornisbad.com

"Maybe they could someday offer higher payouts to women who flash their tits at PIB, kind of like bars who offer free drinks to women on certain nights?!"

Since our resident PIB Tit Specialist is going to ask every female here anyway (and it seems even some males LOL) I thought I would just create a thread for his viewing pleasure and enjoyment and then just bump this when appropriate to sate good ole' Haywood's fancy.

If he's smart and business savvy, he can/could/would/will use this thread to his advantage. Promotion is almost everything on the web, after all. Hell, maybe he'll even come forth and explain why he completely ignored a free opportunity to promote his biz in favor of asking to see tits (#5 request) because I sure don't get this one.

So females who are not bashful, feel free to post away in this thread pictures of your boobs (If you don't want to post YOUR boobs, then why not post someone elses's boobs -- assuming you have permission of course -- that you'd like to have and I'm sure our resident Tit Therapist will enjoy them all the same). Hell, I bet you can even photoshop some boobs and they will do!

I'm devilishly certain that PIB will be a much brighter place with pictures of your boobs on prominent display. And maybe this will serve to inspire more webmasters everywhere to sign up for PIBCa$h What a hellacious marketing campaign this could be, yes?! Maybe they could someday offer higher payouts to women who flash their tits at PIB, kind of like bars who offer free drinks to women on certain nights?! Forget the XBox, the cars, just give more $$$ in payouts for pictures of webmistresses breasts!

I mean, really, I just can't get to know a woman until I've seen her breasts -- in the flesh -- at least once. I mean, who cares about what's in her brains or what she types or what kind of business we might be able to do, just show me those beautiful bouncing or non-bouncing boobies and the world will be so much better!

So come one, come all, show me your tits! Purge that shyness! Do not let the PIB camera eye frighten you ... this is an adult forum where tits can roam free!

And for those reading this who don't get the sardonic wit implied here. You just haven't seen enough to convert you!

Stallone to do Rocky 6 and Rambo 4? from www.goldschlong.com

"Some divine intervention is going to be necessary to unscramble the "rock's" brain"

Rocky 6? Where is Stallone going to go with that story? Some divine intervention is going to be necessary to unscramble the "rock's" brain.

Rocky in a wheelchair touched by an angel so he can fight again?

Maybe get Adam Sandler and make it a cross humor sequel. Ridiculous, but I'll add it to our DVD collection if it ever sees the light of day lol

As for Rambo 4? The Rambo series and character is also getting tired. How many one-man army stories can one stomach? Maybe Swarteneggar (spel?) and he should just tag team the taliban and get both frandchises over with.

Vin Diesel is alright. XXX had some nice action scenes, but some of which was way too over the top.

Hollywood has a bad habit of going to over the top when they don't need to. They sort of ruined the end of the first Diehard movie with that bank robber guy coming back to life just so the cop could pull his gun out, save the day, and redeem himself. Cheesy.

Found a humorous site from www.adultnetsurprise.com

"the "Megazord Fight and Fart" vid clip is pretty campy"

Fell asleep for a bit there, but that seems to be my routine after dinner lately lol, but I wanted to share this weird URL I came across last night.

No, it's not random spam as I have nothing to do with this site and have no idea who the webmaster even is, but for those who get a kick out of cheerleaders and ninjas, this humor might be right up yer alley lol (the "Megazord Fight and Fart" vid clip is pretty campy):


Cheerleader Ninjas!

Bizarre German Sex Cannibal from www.adultnetsurprise.com

"I have to agree with Jim, who in the hell would answer an ad AGREEING to be consumed?!"

This one really, really belongs in the Twilight Zone!

I have a monthly subscription to the Jim Rome radio show and was listening to Friday's show when he went into this story about this computer technician from Germany who used the internet to find his "partner".

You won't believe this story! I didn't ... until I started doing some searching around the net! Yikes!!! There are some really wacked people out there. Check this out:
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/SciTech/reuters20021212_319.html

I have to agree with Jim, who in the hell would answer an ad AGREEING to be consumed?!

Review of Jason X (DVD) from www.adultnetsurprise.com

"And the dude has his trademark machete at his side and all these guys are saying, "Thaw him, we can handle him.""

Since we're talking superstition, 666, and Halloween themes again ...

Caught Jason X last night. Just when I thought that they had whored out the Friday the 13th license for the last time and here comes good ole hockey mask wearing Jason Vorhees and what do you know he's frozen in cryogenic state!

And the dude has his trademark machete at his side and all these guys are saying, "Thaw him, we can handle him."

Break out the body bags, because JasonX wasn't even getting warmed up before he took down those supposed bad asses in the first 10 minutes.

Why are people in horror movies always acting implausibly and stupid? lol

I especially liked it when a frozen Jason falls over and the machete takes off one guy's arm and then they manage to graft it back on .... ok, yeah it's like the year 2455 but ... really? What's next? Jason turns alloy like in Terminator 2?

I think they should just get Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger and the Scream dude(s) and have a slash off.

One thing appears a certainity: we'll all be gone before these "boogeyman" are truly laid to rest.

If you want a good laugh then rent this monstrosity. If you want to be scared, get the first Friday the 13th or Halloween instead.

Windows sucks humor websites from www.adultnetsurprise.com

"Want to start the day off with a laugh?"

Want to start the day off with a laugh?

This recent talk about OS got me to head to some of my bookmarks:

This site will show you the suck o meter for OS, every time the word "sucks", "rules" or "rocks" shows up after an operating system search using Alta Vista:
http://srom.zgp.org/

A site that will at least draw a chuckle ("Free your mind, and your OS will follow", check the feedback section:
http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/

LMAO this one has sound when you enter the page so turn down your speakers, but it will make you laugh:
http://www.win2000sucks.com/

Wait, another page with sound (adjust speakers) and some graphic antics displaying anti IE sentiments (ok, not an OS, but had to slip this one in here):
http://www.zer0.org/~gsutter/no-msie/

Bill Gates in an, er, eerie photo:
http://communities.msn.com/WindowsXPSucks/

Hope this gives you a morning chuckle